nationalökonomischer Diskurs

[Axel_Janssen]

Hi,

wir haben Diskussion in Javaranch MD.

Originally posted by Ashik uzzaman:
 Cow Theory: Economics Version

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
One is Khaleda and one is Hasina.
You worship one of them when one is in power.
And make comb out of horn (which is not in power).
And the bureaucrats get the meat.
and USA wants the gas produced by the dung.

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You dont have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid,
Britain for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology,
France for submarines, Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

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GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100
years, eat once a month and milk themselves.



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"German Economies" schien mir nicht mehr aktuell. Deshalb neue Version:

Not that simple anymore. So:
Modern german economies
You have two cows
You think it would be nice idea to make them live 100 years
You design nice powerpoint presentation
You present powerpoint presentation to get state subventions
You present powerpoint presentation to get federal subventions
You present powerpoint presentation to get EU subventions
You buy 20 italian suits in outlet and new Mercedes/BMW to be taken serious
You try to get invited to those endless talk shows about bad economics and brag about you know how bring country back on track
Your mother watches you in TV with italian suit (carreer goal reached)
You drive around with Mercedes, smile and enjoy envy of all thos unemployed (career goal reached)
You employ freshman from university to let him make cow live 100 years and 1  very experienced expert in national tax law to protect money from bureaucrats who gets paid triple of freshman from university
a) it does not work: (95% probability)
- You declare bankrupcy
b) it works (5% probability)
- you lay of freshman from university, because work is done
- you buy 20 other companies from all sorts of countries to start global business
- you have no clue what to do with all this companies, but now you can travel a lot
- because there is no clue in companies management you declare bankrupcy

Irgendwelche weiteren Ideen, um dem Ausland eines realistisches Bild zu vermitteln  

[pd]

so einfach ist da gar nicht, du musst noch ne Fallunterscheidung einfügen.
Einmal Deutschland brutto (mit Einfluss der Politik) und einmal netto (ohne Einfluss der Politik)
Dann wäre ja tara die Politik und damit die Verpackung ;-) Also einfach wegwerfen ;-) ;-)


Gruß, Patrick